Saturday, October 13, 2007

How To Hug A Baby

Just had to share this cutie I received the other day:)
First you spy a baby. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.


**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier. The "paw slide"Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.


Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.





Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life :=D

16 comments:

Sophie's Mom said...

Awe... that is one giant baby lover. Neopolitan Mastiff I think? He's a beauty, and a gentle giant it would seem. Cute baby, too! ;)

Lisa said...

Puts a new spin on the word babysit doesn't it? What a cute baby and affectionate dog.

Kathy and Joel said...

This is precisely why I love animals more than I do people. How incredibly sweet is that pup?? Love it!

Isabella's Mommy & Daddy said...

OMG!!!
That is the funniest...
We have 3 dogs..
THAT IS TOOO CUTE
Have a Wonderful Day..
Kim

kris said...

Oh my god this just totally made my day!!!!!!!!

Wendy said...

OMG! That is so precious!!!

Truly Blessed said...

Very cute. I wonder if the dog's adult people were ever terrified that he/she would actually crush the baby!

Do you know these people? Very sweet.

LIZ said...

That is too cute!...I had to copy it to email to friends...hope you don't mind. Love it.

Shannon said...

Oh that is SOOO sweet!

Joannah said...

That is one sweet doggie! Oh, every kid should have a dog like that. :-)

Doris & Dan said...

Cute stuff!

Keep smilin!

PromiseKeepersDaughter said...

That is adorable! LOL ;O)

Elisa, Jarrod, Thomas & Zoe said...

That is really adoracle, what great pictures.
Still praying that you are next, I know it is more days than they have done in a while but there is still hope!

Chris & Deb said...

OMG....this is so adorable!!

Ann said...

I've seen this before and it always makes me laugh

Sandra said...

Thanks for sharing this. It made my day!!!